poutyowl:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

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original-thoughts:

Somehow you make it so that I’m always the problem. Why can’t you take responsibility for shit sometimes? Why do you always try to pin the blame on me? I’m tired of us getting into fights and you trying to make me the bad guy. If you spent half the effort working through our problems with me as…

an-owls-eye:

gay waterbending

I will never not reblog this

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drarna:

RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER

WE LUV U STEPMOMMY

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“It’s like a dirty thing, that I love Taco Bell so much. I cannot eat Taco Bell before midnight. It’s like a reverse Gremlins thing. It’s just so filthy that I can’t do it. It has to be under cover of darkness.” [x]

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-I’ve got something for you.

-What is it?

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dianabaabe:

theprettiestmonsta:

I remember seeing this in my creative writing class… Memories.

this

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bricesander:

Miley speaks for us all. 

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hateruess:

yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.

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My childhood is over.

#DONE.

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errhowboutno:

From now on, I’m going to try to be nice with everyone. I said try, it’s not a guarantee. I know I have a bad temper towards stupid people ( illogical people), but I’m just going to try to be patient with them. Maybe good things happen to people when they treat people in a nicer way. :) Who knows, but I need to try to be nice with people. I mean after all, a chapter of my life is coming to an end soon and another is opening. I want to try to be a better person from now on. :D 

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 

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daisyfairy:

boxofpoptarts:

tin-pan-ali:

awhisper-acapella:

daisyfairy:

i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love

“Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.”

“A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.”

“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?”

I POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS STONED I HATE YOU ALL

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claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

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